Oh my God. The elephant man! Scary! Cathartic! Can't turn your head away disgusting!



AHHH.

I see some pretty crazy test results and procedures on the labs that come through my office. You know, the old rectal biopsy, for example. I see pictures of spleens and such. But the funniest test name I've ever seen is esophagogastroduodenoscopy. It brings me great pride that I can even spell that behemoth.



And let's not forget weird patient names. Willie Dong comes to mind.

Muffin tops just aren't the same as the real tops of whole muffins.



It's the same, but different. Ya know what I mean?



Damn you Molly Stone's, you tricky little bitch!

Angels pitcher Donnelly was rocking the glasses tonight. Crazy.



Oh, and go giants (or va gigantes, as the lame radio DJs love to say - they're so multicultural!)

Dude, I didn't know Trey and Kendal were siblings! Crazy! When I left the land of the unemployed (freelancer, unemployed goon, big diff) he was just a psycho beast making whatsherface's life with the whatchmacallits awful.



So, yeah. No more AMC for me. Actually, I only fell into that trap because we had no cable until, oh, June or so? Anyway, I'm free.



But I guess I'm not. I'm trapped in the 9-5 world again, only I can get away with 10-ish to 5-ish, which is nice. The past month has been all about work, at a medical center of all places. Candice hooked me up - yes, we're in the same office once again, in different but related jobs. We're actually working in the transplant department, which is insane and interesting all at once.



What else? Ben moved to a new apartment across the street from Dolores Park. Very, very cool. I've continued my obsession with Trading Spaces and all things related to home improvement - although I've been sticking to improvements made by purchasing lovely little things.



It's all about the things. And now that I have a consistent paycheck, I can buy lots of them.



Whoever said money can't buy happiness obviously never had any. There's a smile on this face...

Many new things going on.



The least important of which is tjdegroat.com, but you should go take a look anyway. Ben always complained that it was a lame site, but my requests for him to redesign it were ignored. Finally, this weekend, we sat down and cranked this out. Simple, clean, worth a look.

Back. Long story. More later.