I'm in a very non-blog sort of mood, but I will leave you (for a while) with one thing:



Today as I was walking to the bus stop I saw a homeless man walk up to a little baby tree, pull down his pants, bend over and take a crap. What a way to start a day.

Whole Foods really is the shit. Their salad bar has everything you could ever want (nuts, eggs, tuna, turkey, et al.). It's the only place on Earth that has uncured, nitrate-free bacon. And they even have valet. Oh yeah. Luckily the only one in San Francisco is a few blocks from work...

Why is my green tea orange?



Why am I drinking green tea?



Why are weekends so short?

I went to a dinner party last night where everyone was drinking wine, listening to Marc Almond, and discussing things like the recent election and Bush's failures. I felt like I was in a strange movie. But then the girl next to me started talking to me about Food Network and I felt much better.



What was the dinner, you ask? Let me tell you...



Pureed spinach, chard and kale soup, stuffed squash and creme brulee. Anyone who knows me realizes it took all of my strength to control my gag reflex a few times, but I did, indeed, east a good portion of the vegetarian insanity.

Hospital terror threat? Oh, fantastic!

1) The thumbnails are used for scooping cocaine.

2) MJ's face, with proper care, will look exactly the same as it does now in 10 years.

Scary. I just cannot imagine what this face will look like in 10 years.