Another young student goes crazy and threatens to blow some shit up. Personally, I truly believe that we should destroy the entire human race and start over. What's with these crazy kids? Am I the only person on Earth to make it to 18 without wanting to blow up my high school? Am I the only guy who had fun as a teenager?!



...And don't even get me started on the Olympics pairs skating fiasco. I'm just gonna pray that the ladies competetion is controversy-free (meaning, Michelle Kwan blows away the competition)