My face, my face, my face is on fire. I don't need no sunscreen, let the motherfucker burn!



Really, though, it hurts. And it doesn't look red enough to hurt like this. My neck is the real problem.



The annoying thing is Saturday night at dinner (I think) I was talking about the time I went to a tennis match without putting on any suntan lotion and by the end of the day the tops of my knees and my neck were bright red. Nothing else. Just the knees and neck. That was so fucking painful.



I just hope my face doesn't peel off in chunks. That's not a hot look.