Sitting on the plane (jetBlue, naturally), the woman next to me is snacking on almonds while perusing the latest issue of The New Yorker. Cut to me, reading the captions for the stalkerazzi photos in In Touch and destroying a chocolate chip muffin.

It also was really fun watching the one-hour National Geographic special on the Golden Gate Bridge retrofitting project, which made very clear that THE BIG ONE IS COMING. "Maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from, but it's definitely coming."