More fun with Friday email:

(All times are Pacific)


At 08:39 AM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:

>Just a Tip lets you know if your friends have a problem
>with you.

>Unfortunately, someone has asked us to tell you that you
>Have a general lack of fashion. To see their specific comments and >the Solutions we suggest, go to:

>http://www.justatip.com/notify/view.asp?NotifyID=10987&Verify=606108

Um, you are such a dork.

God, it is like so reverse!

:)

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:13 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: Re: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of
fashion



what?

-ben


At 12:06 PM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:


You are totally the only friend I have who knows this
address.

Tell me you didn't send that.

_
T.J. DeGroat


-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:16 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of
fashion



It must have been some co-worker!

;-)

-ben



At 12:11 PM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:
Grrrrrrrrr.

I have fabulous style. You know it.

Last day, right? Are you even in the office? :)

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:23 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


shit .... i guess i gotta go one and get my shit, huh? crud.

-ben



At 12:17 PM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:
Might be a good idea.

Of course, you don't need to go during business hours, but you
Should go in and fake smile and stuff.

I was gonna say Keith will miss your sexy bod, but I am
Remembering him being fired, yes?

_
T.J. DeGroat


-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:27 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


I have left another job without succeeding my goal of having sex
in the office with someone. not a co-worker, per se, but someone.

keith is outta there.

-ben


At 12:23 PM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:
That's not good, Ben.

Did I tell you about the sex chair in the darkroom at Targum? Lots
of sex in that chair. Also, a former Business Manager who was really good looking had sex in the office.

I think my friend Jes had sex in the office, too.

Wow.

At Razorfish you can have lots of kinky sex, don't worry.
_
T.J. DeGroat


-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:34 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

i need to

get

out of bed bed bed

and so on and so forth in and out of eachother self and then there
will chair be not without the livingness of going where forgetful tomato and the other one where i put it down the first time.

-ben


At 12:31 PM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:
A list poem, by T.J. DeGroat

Benjekins.com is:

bizarre.

weird.

silly.

ridiculous.

entertaining.

sex-obsessed.

scared.

happy.

unexpressive (!)

ben.

the end.

"you are so ben, man."

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:42 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion



express this, bitch ass mother fucker cock sucking butt face ho!

:-D

and so on and so forth.

i'm soooo snuggleicious here in bed I don't want to go in.

-ben



At 12:36 PM 8/11/2000 -0400, you wrote:
Brian and Surya are having an argument. It's getting all heated.
Weeeee.

Do you know what I think Ben ?

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 9:46 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion



Yes, I always know what you think. That is why I am in a constant
state of pain and suffering.

-ben



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

Um, no.

I think:

drumroll..............

badadadadadadadadadadadadadada

I think...

You should get the hell out of bed, lazy beeatch!

:)

_
T.J. DeGroat


-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 10:11 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion



I am out of bed now, Teejifer.

-ben


-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 10:47 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion



Teejamas.

-ben



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

Ben, teejifer just does not work at all...not like bennifer.

Try again.

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T.J. DeGroat



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

Yes! Well, close, it's teejaymas.

Good job, boy.

You going in? I'm writing Tim, psionic.nu, and email about Popular, which I think is just a great great show, although I've hardly seen any episodes.

I'm also sitting at my desk with lunch because I forgot I am interviewing the CEO of gay.com/onlinepartners.com and I won't have time to go out. :(

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 11:12 AM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


I will go to the office soon, and get some lunch.

I can either get lunch on the way or eat the pizza there.

-ben



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 12:43 PM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


oh great ...

i'm packing up

-ben



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:


Packing is weird, eh? Really fucking weird!!!

I have nothing more to say on the subject.

May be seeing Coyote Ugly tonight. Looks so bad that it has to be
good. Any fun plans?

(WEIRD!)

_
T.J. DeGroat


-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 1:03 PM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


Packing just fucking sucks, that is all there is to it.

-ben



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

It doesn't suck if you're going someplace kickass awesome!

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 1:16 PM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion

it sucks tj

packing, throwing shit away ... it all sucks.

-ben



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

it's not that bad. there are starving children in african who don’t have cubicles full of stuff to pack up.

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 1:20 PM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


throwing away memories



On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

oooooh, that's so sad.

you'll always have memories in your heart, ben.

;-)

_
T.J. DeGroat



-----Original Message-----
From: Ben
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2000 1:23 PM
To: TJ Degroat
Subject: RE: FW: Just a tip: You have a general lack of fashion


you are my gravity, tj




On Fri, 11 Aug 2000, TJ Degroat wrote:

ben, you had me at hello...

...you had me at ... hello.

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T.J.