Thursday, May 10, 2001

Today I love:

The overweight, balding, older man sitting in his white Mercedas, pumping gangsta rap.

Today I hate:

Candice Choi, who left for Puerto Rico after having destroyed my desk plant at work in a jealous rage. My plant was lucious and healthy and hers was pitiful. Revenge will be mine.

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