Sunday, January 22, 2006

Dear Felicity,

Jan. 4 was was 18 days ago, you lazy biatch. Mono (at age 26) or no mono, I expect an update!

Your inappropriately older (and probably imaginary) friend,
Sally

1 comment:

  1. I'm sorry, Sally. It's just that between a string of bad hair days and the fact that Ben is f***ing Noel (Felicity Porter does NOT swear), I don't know which end is up. Forgive me?

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