What a funny way to wake up. Two DJ's are bantering and as my alarm clock turns on they say:

Guy: She is the most talented singer out there. And beautiful.

Girl: What? She's disgusting.

Guy: Christina Aguilera gorgeous.

Girl. She's a PIG. I'll give you the other one.

Guy: Britney Spears?

Girl: Yeah, she's pretty. She's like a young Heather Locklear.

Guy: Christina Aguilera is the most beautiful.

Girl: She's deformed.



Wow, pretty harsh, eh? Off to Allendale for a busy busy weekend, getting a new license, shopping for work clothes, Jesus Christ Superstar, writing papers, birthday celebrations.